For the uninitiated, botting is the process of tying your Instagram account to a wide variety of automation software, which charge users small sums of money to juice their profile.

At the heart of it, it’s a pay-to-play relationship where you’re paying money to grow your following on Instagram.

Of course, nothing can be as easy as two ladies finding love, can it?

It turns out that Mandy is actually Samantha, the ex-girlfriend of Eleanor’s former bodyguard and lover, Jasper.

“We went out with a couple that had been together for a long time.

We were trying to rush the intimacy, like I was trying to impress the girl.

We know this because she spraypainted her royal quarters and parties harder than an ’80s hair band. After fleeing a boring suitor for a night in London, she’s rescued from curious subjects and their camera phones by an American blonde beauty named Mandy.

They do shots, drugs and talk about boys like you do.

Yes, you could hire a team of interns, or spend every waking hour on Instagram (which many people do), but we knew there had to be an easier way.

For them and many others, the easier way to become Instagram famous — rather than doing “a ton of manual work” — is to use Instagress.

It’s a powerful piece of software that is always evolving, but at the heart of it, you tell Instagress what keywords you want it to like or comment on, and it will run 24 hours a day, 7 days a week until you stop paying for the service.

As the site states, “it’s like creating a small robot clone of yourself with the same interests and style, and then letting it work for you on Instagram.” Creepy wording aside, that’s a really nice way of saying that this software will send your account on a liking and commenting rampage, even while you’re asleep.

For this experiment, I used a popular bot called Instagress, which I’ll explain in more detail soon.