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i love when a different person narrates because i like how they each say "ECHO PARQUE"! i always used to call Echo Park "ECHO PARQUE" but i didnt know it was cos of Mi Vida Loca!!! and then all these bitches keep talking to each other and say "firme'" alot and stuff. i don't want to get tooo into it because i dont want to ruin it for you sluts, but trust me, hot shit happens.

ok pero anyways, that shit continues and blah blah shit goes down and so on and so best part of Ernesto's story is when he buys a hot truck called Suavecito that has a hot gangster chick painted on it and the song Suavecito plays! it's also hot when he says he didn't tell his bitches that he got the firme ride cos girls get jealous at the time you spend on a car! It's also during ernesto's story that we meet El Duran, some rival gang dude with a hot car and a Salma Hayek on his arm (no joke). later in the movie we also meet other hot sluts, like Whispers and a super hot slut named Giggles who comes out of jail and is like a reformed homegirl and shit. she's a veterana even though she's only like 22 probaby but whatever, that bitch has been around....

To that end, I’ve spoken with Sir Oliver Martext, the vicar from the next village, and he’s promised to meet us here and marry us. A man may, if he were of a fearful heart, stagger in this attempt, for here we have no temple but the wood, no assembly but horn-beasts.

It is said, “Many a man knows no end of his goods.” Right: many a man has good horns and knows no end of them.

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Fast forward 20 years, and I am a professor of performance art and a curator at Dixon Place and I could not resist the New Museum’s installation/performance Sext Me If You Can, an opportunity to sext with Karen Finley.

For 0 (paid online, in advance) I was given an appointment at the New Museum. ) and was given a card with an order number and format, with a phone number written on the back.

I was to text the number and wait for instructions. I received a coy text, “Meet me at the top of the stairs.” My “Sext Worker” led me downstairs and into a small private room with two guards outside the door.

There was also a bright yellow handout of “Sexting Tips”, which I personally found hilarious, but also understood. reminds men that you must ‘penetrate her mind before you penetrate her body.’” When I first started sexting I read online forums about how to do it, too. I later realized why- there were no locks on the door.

But then, just as I was ready to start, I realized my phone battery was about to die, and having a bit experience with sexting, I knew I would need more juice. I joked with guards that I would be thinking of them when I was inside.