Not only will I assume you're an asshat, I'm going to think you're an uneducated one too. You know when you go out of your way to recycle and do good other things and you're like What you did is called a mitzvah and Jews are commanded to do them by the Torah. It is my job as a Jew to live life to the fullest in all ways and I take that responsibility very seriously, man.13. Maybe it's the fact I've had someone call me something terrible because of my religion in the past or maybe it is just what I've been taught from a young age, but when I have my people, I'm with them for good. Jewish food is delicious when done right and, again, by "right" I mean exactly the way it was prepared for me each holiday growing up. Though you may be astounded by how many ways things that happened this year can be related back to the summer of 2007, remember my fondness for camp is rooted in my unbreakable fondness for tradition and my love of all things family. …And your trip to Israel was probably great too but it wasn't as great as her Birthright trip. And there's a major red line you cross when you call someone a JAP.

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How can I still make a good impression and let them know I’m not a scary Gentile?

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What are the best places to have sex, and what do we do if we get caught?

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It's a result of years of killing it on the bar mitzvah, camp, and college circuits. Worried about your potentially awkward upcoming work dinner? Seriously, there was never a better summer on the planet than Lake Year '07 with my 36 best friends. And if you want to make jokes about how Jews are cheap, (1) I'm going to assume you're kind of an asshat who laughs at all kinds of rude things and (2) you're not the kind of person I want to date anyway.9.